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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Network Administrator Fantasy / Fantasme d'un Administrateur de Réseau


"Votre Administrateur de Réseau a déterminé que le projet sur lequel vous travaillez en ce moment vous procure beaucoup trop de satisfaction qu'il n'est permis pendant les heures ouvrables. Votre satisfaction devra donc être supprimée. Vous pouvez continuer votre projet mais sans aucune satisfaction. Veuillez vous addresser à votre Administrateur de Réseau pour plus d'information."

Casier No. 1 : OK
Casier No. 2: Désolé(e)
Casier No. 3: Deduisez de ma feuille de paie

(Ha! If only! Si seulement!)

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Reality Check: Retour realité:



Traduction: T'es baisé

Ah, what the heck, one more for the road...
Allez, une autre pour la route ...



Traduction: Tu n'es pas supposé comprendre ceci.

posted by Tomate Farcie at 5:34 PM

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

:-)

C'est le dernier que j'ai préféré, je me demande pourquoi ;)

8:23 PM  
Blogger Michael Salone said...

Very funny tomate. Now if they had one that said, "go on, you can blog a little longer and still be to work on time" it would be perfect!

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

le premier fait un peu peur...on se croirait dans le "meilleur des mondes"...!

12:41 AM  
Blogger Elisabeth said...

Ah, thanks, Tomate - those were excellent. And, Michael, I love the one you suggested!

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've sent you 2 emails in the last week but have not received a reply. I'm leaving my message here. I look forward to hearing from you.
Hi,
I like your blog alot. My blog is www.eyepreferparis.com. It's an ex-New Yorkers insiders guide to Paris. Do u want to do a link exchange? thanks.
Best,

Richard Nahem
http://www.eyepreferparis.com

2:35 AM  
Blogger Oleanderman said...

Hilarious. Love it.

3:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enorme! J'adore le deuxieme...car tellement vrai;)

8:35 AM  
Blogger Tomate Farcie said...

I'm glad you guys like it. More to come! :)

Richard: I got your emails. Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of time to mess with the links on the blogs (or the blog) right now. I'll get back to you when I can, OK? :-)

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

on ne comprend rien mais ton blog est sympa
un petit echange de lien ???
http://buldo.over-blog.com/

7:10 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

And Michael, how about one that says, "You can sleep in today,your system has already posted a photo for you"....

11:06 AM  
Blogger Michael Salone said...

Are you doing ok Tomate? Where are you????

:-(

1:55 PM  
Blogger Michael Salone said...

Glad to see you back out there in blogland again. Sure missed you!

6:01 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Cool...

9:46 PM  

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